10 Things Which Leave Me In Agro Fits-

10: Normal or Slightly Obese

9: Slutty Normal or Slightly Obese People Saying That Their So Skinny

8: Slutty People That Think They Can Sing

7: Annoying Randoms Thinking That They Can Touch Me To Move Me Out Of Their Way

6: Siblings Being Rude To Me In Front Of Their Friends Just To Show Off

5: People Trying To Steal My Food Because They Can't Be Bothered Packing Their Own Lunch

4: People Screaming At Me Then Apoligising With The Excuse They Always Use 'I'm Just Tired'

3: The Freaking Pop-Ups That Keep Popping Up And Stop Me Writing

2: My Sister Getting Everything She Wants Just By Bursting Into Tears

1: My Parents Blaming Me For Every Slightly Wrong Thing Or Mistake In This Universe

That's Only The Ones On The Top Of My Pile, But Hey, At Least It's A Start...

Dear Taylah,

Please read the post below...

If anyones like "OMG!!! WHO IS TAYLAH? IS SHE HOT? IS SHE A MAN? OMG WHO IS THIS TAYLAH? MY MIND IS BLOWN!!!"

Taylah is one of me best buddies! her blogs called "full pelt dogs"! her pics are sooo cute!!!

-Train Wreck 2-

Hey ugys!
I'm back with another Train Wreck!

So tonight I'm catching the train back from work... Now before you go OMG THIS IS SOO BORING PPFHH! there are TWO stories in this.


First- The, um... 'Mature girls'.

So i rock up at the mitcham train station and i sit all by myself on the bench. ten mins later two girls come in and sit down on the other bench. they were both skulling from a big glass bottle labled VODKA! they were also talking in this stange language which comes from the 'I'm so Pissed' Tribe of Adelaide.

Girl 1: "OMG I'm so wasted!"
Girl 2: "Snap! OMG I so want another one!"
Girl 1: "Ha ha... Dan is gonna be so angry... so hot!"
Girl 2: (slurred together) Hahhahahahahaaaaaa.... lol
Girl 1: " Your so drunk that you'll probably sleep with Steve!!!"
Girl 2: (slurred together) Hahhahahahahaaaaaa.... lol
          No... I wouldn't sleep with him... I'd make out with him, but not sleep... and i wouldn't... wouldn't c-          carry his child!!! HAHA!!! lol..."
Girl 1: Haha! Yeah... hey, how do you get your money?" I mean you don't even work..."
Girl 2: Yeah... I steal it from my parents! Hahaha I'm so funny! Aren't I?"
Girl 1: Yeah! so am I! lol!

-TRAIN FINALLY COMES-

I am now officialy scarred!

Now these girls may just seem like drunk party animals, but the line that determines Animal and slut is thin and they crossed, because these girls weren't simply drunk... they were getting drunk for a party, not at it!!! SLUTS!!! (Mature Girls...)


Second- Hostage!!!

Anyway so after i'm mentally scarred from the girls i hop on the train and sit down the back like a cool kid or a homeless man.

We were going along at Adelaide train pace (omg so slow!!!) and all of a sudden we stop and all these security men sprint down into the carriage behind us and evacuate it.

now for anyone who doesn't know me, my minds always on overdrive and i'm very good at coming up with some weird stuff and freaking out. so i'm sitting there whilst all of these people are like 'whats happening? where are we? is everything ok?' the security gaurds are all like 'PLEASE SIT DOWN!! NOTHINGIS WRONG... JOHN GET EVERYONE OFF THAT CARRIAGE.. NOW!!! OMG!!!'

Anyway, i'm sitting there thinking of terrorists and bombs and gang wars and homicide, when all of a sudden the train starts moving and we're off.

I now have to complain the the train company because my train ride didn't meet my standards.

Xoxo- HR

-Train Wreck-

Hey guys!

Have you ever caught the train on a weeknight? I did just then!
I have one thing to say... BUY A TICKET!!! At night there's a security guard who stands with the bus ticket man at the back of the carriage.

I swear they anticipated me, cause as soon as i hopped on they both stopped talking to each other and ever so slowly rolled their heads to glare at me with a scary face... FREAKED ME OUT!!!

Anyway so i scan my ticket, sit down, and start bopping to One Direction. I'm sitting there. I feel as if I'm being watched. I unsuspiciously scan the room. Everyones eyes quickly darted away from me and down to their hands- I felt like standing up and going 'I swear I'm not a terrorist! I SWEAR!!!'.

So how was your day?

-Hey Guys-

Sup Homies!!!

EXCITED!!!

New year, new subjects, new friends, new everything.

So, we kicked off the year with an pumping NYE, love-fested it up on Valentines Day... so now what?
Well, if you were wondering, today is National Pancake day, so GET STUFFED!!!

Anyway... i'll be posting a lot more soon, so till then...

-Xoxo HR