-Sammy J-

OMG Tuesday i saw SAMMY J and RANDY at the Fringe!!!

They were amazing!!! If i could recommend anything it would be their show!!!
My family and i sat in the front row, and let me tell you that it wouldn't matter if you were up front, back or in freakin' China! They will make you loose control of your bladder because you'll be paralized from laughter!!!

I love Sammy J. He is so nice! My family and I were wandering around and spotted him hunting for something to eat! He's so skinny! ANYWAY... Yeah so my sister has been hooked on his youtube videos but she's way too shy to say hi, so we're just standing around, pretending to look at the menus. I am standing there and all of a sudden i think 'HANNAH!!!' at that point I'm like "WHO SAID THAT?! So my minds like 'HANNAH, SAY HELLO! WHEN WILL YOU GET THIS CHANCE AGAIINNN.'

For the first time brain, you're right! So i take my butterflies and self consiousness and threw it into the deep end to drown in awesomeness! So i walk up to him and say "Hi, Sammy J?"

we talked and i introduced him to my family, to which he said "Hello Family!"
WOW... Talked to Sammy J. Surely i'm on the A list now!!! Hahaha kidding.

If you see this Sammy J, HELLO!!! YEEEE! SAMMY J IS LOOKING AT MY BLOG!!!

-Taylahs Site-

Hey-Low!!!

HAWHAWHAWHAWRUMPH...

OMG i found something awesome!!! It's Taylah (my awesome buddy-boo)! On her blog she has written the funniest stupidest most relevant posts ever!!! lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollooooooo!

HAHA!!! as you can see she has put me in an amazing mood :) (is it just me or is that a creepy smiley face...?)

Anyway... Here's her LINK!!! right HERE!!! If You missed IT!!! Do it... You know you want to... :)

Xoxo- HR

-New Stuff-

Hey guys! feeling bored so i checked my stats...

When i created this blog i made it not caring about views and followers cause that's not what matters! What matters is expressing ourselves so GET TO IT!!!

I checked my views anyway and we've had 185 views in the last month! Yes when i say WE i mean you guys! Keep it up and tell your buds!

Anyway, i'm gonna put up some new stuff just for your giggles. So keep an eye out (or two) and leave some ideas and links to what you love.

Just remember that i'll listen to you (I have eyes and ears everywhere) Ha ha nah! not EVERYWHERE...

Anyway Have fun and i'll post soon!

Xoxo- HR

-Health Talk-

Hey guys!

I'm in health watching American Horror Story! YAY
Awkward moment when devil baby pops out and scares my crap!!!
Anyway what you up to? Did you have sex? DONT CARE!!! Ha ha! Not kidding though. I don't wanna know.

So... in health we have to make body image posters... yeah. not gonna happen!
I've got people talking about sex left right and center!

'I'd do this. I'd do that. There were people there and it was awkward but we did it anyway. We did it at the river... yeah and you should have seen the people on the POP-EYE!!! Hahaha... I do drugs...'

WHAT THE HELL GUYS!!! no one really wants to know about your fantasies and how many times you had sex yesterday! No one cares. You're just bragging because you think sex is cool and gives you popularity points! Seriously, sex should be with someone you love, not someone you met at Cindy's party when you were drunk.

I'm also scarred. This week i've heard too much about sex. THIS WEEK. IT'S TUESDAY!!!! OMG!!!

'We had sex 5 times. We hooked up at a party and my friend showed me the pics she took of us. I like angry sex. My breasts are huge. He had sex with me and now we're best friends. I asked him if his bush was red too and then he showed me... It's not... then we had sex.'

RAWR!!! I think that the dino's should come back and eat all of you cause IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!

Anyway... I'll let you get back to gossiping to Cindy about Brad and his huge Chad.

C ya soon!
Xoxo- HR

-Artistic Picture Explination-

-Freedom-

-My Attempt To Explain Artistically-

This is a picture of Taylahs dog, Bailey. He's a beautiful Goldern Retriever with an awesome attitude.

Ok, so Taylah is of of my best buddies of all time. she isn't quite sure what she wants to do in the future so i told her to become a photographer! I want to show her that her photo's have more artistic depth than she gives them credit for.

This is my response to one of her outstanding photos.

If you want to see more of her pics, (which you will) this is her blog! Full Pelt Dogs

I see this picture as a memory of freedom. The pale colours make me believe that this is a memory, a beautiful desire from the past.

The sand indicates the Earth. A wide stretch of the absolute unknown which all of it will not be discovered. The dizzying thought of the severity of the space for our imaginations to run wild in. the sand bank indicating the past. The ones left behind and the objects that do not have room in the ever-changing future. The tufts of grass implications and obstacles overcome- not easily- in the distinct memories held in our innocent, child-like, treacherous minds.

The dog. Running at a flying pace into the unknown and away from the past. Free to search the open stretch of land, and of life itself. The dog’s right leg is in an awkward position, showing the hardships of leaving the known and entering the turning point. The leg shows that the road will be tough and definitely not easy going. The dog’s other legs are crowded around it explaining the support through the hardships, the acceptation of life risks for it.

The dog’s face seems scared, yet determined. Scared because of unsurities, the coming disagreements, arguments, hurdles. Determined because if freedom isn’t captured and the sand lies unmarked with the prints from feet, then the sand dune will never be left and will hold captive the imagination and capacity of our lives.

The collar. Ownership. The dog may be running from the past, but it still feels obliged to have someone behind, showing support and ready to leap into action when the life hurdles are approached. There is a place to go when in need.

The footprints, I can’t decide on. Do they mean that the leap of faith into the unknown that is taken is embedded into time, into the unknown so that others can admire the courage taken. Or, does it mean that there is a path to be easily found, in case of an urge to go back and wait until more strength and courage is built up to try again.

Artistic enough Taylah? Do it cause your photos have changed the way I look at life- all of it!!! Everytime I look at one of your pics I can't help but stare at it and let my mind wander the universe, and then I end up thinking about my future, and all of those thing that are too big to understand.

I love you Taylah. Believe in yourself, because i do!

Xoxo- HR